A rich man in Alabama decides to throw a party. He invites all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invites Leroy, the only poor guy in the neighborhood. He holds the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone is having a good time drinking, dancing, and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the host says, "I have a 10-foot, man-eating gator in my pool, and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who jumps in with him." The words are barely out of his mouth when there is a loud splash and everyone turns to see Leroy in the pool! Leroy fights and kicks the gator. He jabs the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, he throws punches, and performs all kinds of fighting maneuvers, like head butts and choke holds, and flipping the gator through the air. The water is churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator are raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangles the gator and it floats to the top like a dead fish. Leroy climbs out of the pool, and everybody is just staring at him in disbelief. The host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," says Leroy.
The rich man says, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answers Leroy.
The host says, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" Again Leroy declines.
Puzzled, the rich man says, "Well then, Leroy, just what do you want?"
Leroy replies, "I just want the name of the muthafucka who pushed me in the pool!"
