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"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
 
 

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Naked News

By: VirtualJulPublished: 01/15/2001
 
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Finally, a news program you'll really want to watch! NakedNews.com delivers just what it says... NAKED NEWS!

You can choose from one of four beautiful newscasters that strip while reporting all that's happened in the world that day. Missing from the choice of newscasters is a male counterpart (sorry ladies) but guys, you'll never feel more satisfied by the news.


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    Watch it in Quicktime (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.23.2003 1:41:06 AM EST)


    and it will download to your temp internet files and you can save it...


    Just protecting my sheep
    get this! (0 replies)
    started by epeolinkriskmgr
    (05.01.2001 7:03:53 PM EST)

    Hey VirtualJul: Why not contatct this site and have it available every hour on the hour linked for the first 5-10 mins of the "broad" cast from your site. Goofball site hits on the hour, every hour would increase... What do you think?

    BUM (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.24.2001 1:18:07 PM EST)

    YOU BUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SAD NOTE... (0 replies)
    started by HellBent
    (02.13.2001 8:43:57 AM EST)

    They will be adding a male news caster with the next couple of months...as long as he doesn't bend over, it should be OK>

    Naked News (0 replies)
    started by HellBent
    (02.11.2001 3:34:16 AM EST)

    I recieve the naked news with a e-mail newspaper called the daily dirt. And trust me these 4 lovely naked ladies have my full attention...also another online newspaper called Fantasy Team has sports news delivered by two sexy ladies in bikinies...again they have my full attention.

    Cool (0 replies)
    started by caribouhunter
    (01.29.2001 10:14:10 PM EST)

    this is bad ass, honest and worth a look.

    hmmmm (0 replies)
    started by snusktgubbe
    (01.29.2001 3:46:25 PM EST)

    beautiful and smart...What will the feminists say?

    Finaly (0 replies)
    started by Scorpian
    (01.19.2001 9:26:20 AM EST)

    It's about time

    MAD SHIT$%^&$Ģ() (1 reply)
    started by MURRAYER
    (01.16.2001 9:31:23 AM EST)

    THIS SITE IS MAD SHIT%^&*$^&*$^

    i've only one thing to say you.wheres the fife and give me the fife.

    wow (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (01.15.2001 9:38:18 PM EST)

    I like this shit, going in my favorites...

    It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up. Dammit I want a playstation 2!!!

    ALMOST WORTH WATCHING (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.15.2001 4:45:58 PM EST)

    IT`S NICE TO SEE SOMETHING GOOD ON THE NEWS

    true (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.15.2001 4:03:31 PM EST)

    i know realy knwo whats going on !

    Not bad at all (0 replies)  
    started by krytical13
    (01.15.2001 2:06:48 PM EST)

    Perfect, I really love being caught up on my current events

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