Chicken Gun
By: Mark Daye	Published: 03/05/2000
Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist. Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and spaceshuttles, all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made to borrow the gun. But when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as tile chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin. Horrified, Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and asked the U.S. scientists for suggestions. NASA's response was just one sentence: "Thaw the chicken." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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wow (0 replies) started by stupidfuck (12.21.2000 3:54:29 PM EST) well, i suppose it's better than the study of how fast ketchup runs. jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

wow (0 replies) started by stupidfuck (12.21.2000 3:47:50 PM EST) well, i suppose it's better than the study of how fast ketchup runs. jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

No wonder (0 replies) started by Rubin (10.30.2000 12:27:17 PM EST) If these are the sort of people the British Train Service employs no wonder it's messed up. They should sort their heads out! What?

hello (0 replies) started by gino12 (08.11.2000 10:51:10 AM EST) hello goofers

First (1 reply)   started by Anonymous Goofball (06.11.2000 12:41:48 PM EST) Is this for real?

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