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Uncle Ted

By: LauraPublished: 01/01/2000
 
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A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he asks.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You bastard!!!" says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?"

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It's alright (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.05.2001 1:27:48 PM EST)

It made me chuckle but hey that's a typical man so it's usual to see that kind of stuff.

Submition (0 replies)
started by bcouto
(01.23.2001 11:29:01 AM EST)

This site is great

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started by cheeseball
(12.23.2000 2:21:27 PM EST)

That's good ole uncle Ted for ya!

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